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=.Best Moments In Life.=
-2 laugh until it hurts Ur stomach
-2 clear Ur last exam
-2 recve a call 4m some1, U dnt c a lot, bt U wana
-2 hear acidntly dat somebody said somethng gud of U
-2 wake up & realize its stil posible 2 sleep a couple of hrs
-2 hear a song dat makes [...]

An old farmer livd on his farm.He wrote to his Innocent son in prison,
“this year i wont b able to plant potatoes coz I cant dig the ground.I know if u were here u wud help me.”
The son replied,”u idiot, dont dig the ground.Thats where i buried the guns”
The next day,the ground was dug by [...]

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.